i’m selfish. i don’t care that much about other people. frankly, they annoy the shit out of me.

there’s a girl sat near me now and she has this fucking awful cough, like it sounds as though some poor creature crawled down her throat and is slowly dying and she scream that it utters as it fights for its miserable life is amplified because it’s stuck in the chasm of her throat. she’s been coughing for days and i want to defenestrate my laptop, using the window next to where she is sat so she can watch is tumble, effortlessly, the 24 storeys to the ground, see it fall like a shot pheasant and be obliterated on the ground, and then feel the kick on the back of her chair before finding herself in the laptops shoes.

i offered her some water instead.